In The Proclaimers’ famous 1988 single “I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)”, the Scottish duo committed themselves to walking 500 miles, and indeed 500 more, out of devotion to their love.
But where could that have taken them?
Based on the radial distance from Leith where the two were born, we can estimate what countries the pair could’ve passed by, even which one had the door at which they fell down.
However, best to point out now this estimation does not consider real world factors like road curves or seas blocking The Proclaimers’ route (indeed they cannot walk on water.)
With that said, here are thirteen countries The Proclaimers could have landed in if they walked 500 miles, and then 500 more.
13. Portugal
Despite being considered 'small' compared to its European neighbours, Portugal packs a punch. In fact, the country itself even predates Rome, making it the oldest country in Europe. It also boasts exquisite landmarks, sporting talent, fine cuisine, a native language, and much more. Way to represent small countries Portugal! Photo: NextVoyage (via Canva) / Andrew Milligan (PA)
14. Austria
As a landlocked country, at least The Proclaimers could enter Austria without being sodden. Meanwhile, 62% of the country is covered by 'the alps' and two fifths are dense woodlands. A gorgeous natural paradise to call it a day after a 1,000-mile trek. Photo: Rahat Ali (via Canva) / John Stillwell (PA)