Caption Competition 11/02: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

What’s going on here?

The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be 18 or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.

Last week’s winner

“Then you stand in the booth like this and she sprays on the all-over tan”