Caption Competition 01/02: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

What’s this panda doing?

The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be aged 18 years or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.

Yesterday’s winner

“That’s settled then. You get five minutes’ start before we set the dogs loose.”