Born in Glasgow in 1942, Billy Connolly originally worked as a welder in the shipyards of his home city but in the late 1960s gave up his trade for a career as a folk singer.
He sang alongside Gerry Rafferty and Tam Harvey in The Humblebums before going solo in the 1970s and ultimately switching to comedy.
His first theatrical performance was in 1972 at the Cottage Theatre in Cumbernauld, with a revue called Connolly's Glasgow Flourish that also played at that year’s Edinburgh Fringe.
A solo album, featuring a mix of comedy songs and routines followed and within three years he was topping the UK singles chart with ‘D.I.V.O.R.C.E.’
Since then he has become one the UK’s most loved and critically-acclaimed comedians, actors, artists and television presenters – regularly topping lists of the greatest-ever standups.
He retired from live comedy in 2018 following a diagnosis of Parkinson’s Disease but continues to work as an artist and lives in Florida with wife Pamela Stevenson, where he recently appeared at the Key West Film Festival to accept a lifetime achievement award from Hollywood stars Steve Buscemi and Aidan Quinn.
Today (Monday, November 24) is the Scottish legend’s 83rd birthday so we thought it was the perfect excuse to look back at a few of his best lines.
Here are 51 Billy Connolly classics.
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41. Billy Connoll on...injuries
"When you're involved in an accident, why does someone always ask 'are you alright?' 'Yes, fine thanks.' I'll just pick up my limbs and be off." | Getty Images
42. Billy Connolly on...fashion
“Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen." | Getty Images
43. Billy Connolly on... Mexican food
“In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.” | Getty Images
44. Billy Connolly on... suicide bombers
“You know what I want to see just once: a suicide bomber instructor. ‘Right lads, pay attention, I’m only going to show you this once.’” | Getty Images